Morning After Thanks

I'm thankful for my solid, green poop.  Don't know how the red Sangria or the blonde turkey could turn it green, but I'm thankful for it nonetheless.

And I'm thankful that I have advertised my love for scatological functions in previous Thresholds.  But in case you missed it and are just now catching up on this third journey, here is a refresher course from freedictionary.com:


scatological
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sca·tol·o·gy (sk-tl-j, sk-)
n. pl. sca·tol·o·gies
1. The study of fecal excrement, as in medicine, paleontology, or biology.
2.
a. An obsession with excrement or excretory functions.
b. The psychiatric study of such an obsession.
3. Obscene language or literature, especially that dealing pruriently or humorously with excrement and excretory functions.

See defintion number 3.